Sooooo for the past couple of weeks this kid you was in my chemistry class 2 years ago has been constantly nagging me via facebook instant message; every single day I receive a “hey” from him. He was always a bit of a creep so I never respond. Yesterday I get a “hey can i have some advice?”, I still ignore him. Today I get “can i please get some help?”, I was getting ready to ignore him again when I thought, what if he’s a psycho killer and if I’m not nice to him he’ll come to my house and kill me? So I reply this time. “Yes?” And that’s when it took a turn for the absolute fucked up. “i probably told u already i am getting a sex change, im sure its no suprize. I cant think of a name though…im torn between trinity sage and ivy. also sorry if I was ever a creeper young me was weird.”

After I took a few minutes to recuperate, I replied “Ivy is nice”. I didn’t know what the fuck to do! This is a major life decision, I could be ruining his entire future as a woman by picking the wrong name! 

Why, God? Why me?