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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus


Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.

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saffr8n:

Life’s too short to pretend you don’t like abba

A Haiku about My Relationship with Broadway

chandraleeschwartz:

It ruined my life

But it also saved it too

It’s complicated


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theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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