my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.
tumblr wont crash when sherlock season 3 comes out
it wont crash when the hobbit 2 comes out
it wont crash when the doctor who 50th anniversary comes out
tumblr will crash when leonardo dicaprio gets his fucking oscar
