'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.
Life’s too short to pretend you don’t like abba
It ruined my life
But it also saved it too
Obama was 18 once
not sure what this information means
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”